Why Do Oreos Always Go On Sale for Father’s Day?

We don’t buy a huge number of packaged cookies as I like to bake when I’m stressed. (Yes, we do eat a lot of cookies; Yes, if you follow that to its logical conclusion I should get back to my T’ai Chi or change jobs.) When I do buy store cookies, I usually try to choose ones that I can’t make easily at home or the weirdly coloured and textured things my children like best. For years, there were certain high-fat cookies I just wouldn’t buy. However, once a year, I would buy a pack of Oreos for my husband to dunk in milk. I used to get them for his birthday, till the children joined us and I realized that Oreos always go on sale for Father’s Day.

Hiding somewhere in the house right now is a family-size pack of Double Stuf Oreos. They cost $1.88: a considerable cost-saving over the regular price for the large bag of Oreos. But why do the stores consider Oreos a good loss-leader for Father’s Day?

Do most men like icing-filled cookies? Or only men with children? Do they want to have cookies and milk and it’s more socially acceptable if they are Oreos which need to be dunked?

I may never know. What I do know, though, is that if you are trying to save money, buying packaged cookies is usually not the right choice.

Which Is Cheaper? A Box of Those Foil Bags Each Containing One Serving of Cookies or Baking Your Own Batch?

My children succumb to peer pressure sometimes just like normal people’s children. So one day I got asked to get a box of 6 single-serving packs of miniature chocolate chip cookies.

Because it’s my kid we’re talking about, my child had no trouble understanding that I wouldn’t be buying them until they were on at least partial sale. So when they were priced at 2 boxes for $5 I caved and bought one. (You have to watch which store you’re at: At Sobey’s a 2-for-Price is usually the same as a 1-for-Half-that-Price. At Longos, there’s usually fine print that says “or 1 for 2.99” or something similar.)

As I walked home, I read the box. There were 6 packs inside and the boxed weight was 180g. Yikes. For most cookies around here if you pay a $2.50 sale price you get 250-350g of high-caloric junk. Right away you can see these little “lunch bags” of cookies are over-priced.

Some fast math would suggest it’s still cheaper than buying the ingredients to bake, say, chocolate chip cookies. After all, the sale price for a one-batch bag of Chipits was also $2.99 that day.

But, as I remembered, that’s a 350g bag of Chipits.

What Does a Batch of Chocolate Chip Cookies Cost to Bake?

I inherited, unfortunately, a kitchen scale a couple of years ago, so when I got home, I weighed out the 2 cups of flour that would go with the Chipits. Then I weighed the other stuff to make a batch of cookies.

  • 337 g Chipits (yah, sure, YOU never eat a handful out of the bag when stirring the batter: I’m an HONEST Crooks)
  • 214 g flour (that’s my approximate 2 cups. YMMV)
  • 65 g white sugar
  • 130 g brown sugar
  • 155g butter; plus
  • 42g eggs

equals 943 g of ingredients

I’m refusing the weigh the baking soda, salt, vanilla extract and secret ingedient.

So for $2.99 we get about 943 g of chocolate chip cookies.

Rats. You spotted that did you? Sigh. The things I do for this website.

Ok. Here are some more costs:

  • Chocolate chips, on sale, but not the best sale ever, and not as good as a sale on the bulk-size bag, and for Chipits not no-name chips: $2.99
  • Flour $0.50
  • White sugar $0.10
  • Brown sugar $0.30
  • Butter $1.00, plus
  • Eggs $0.50

I’m not adding in the baking soda, salt, vanilla extract and secret ingredient here either. So there.

Ok, the actual retail value is $5.39. So call it $5.50 including the vanilla. You can get this total MUCH lower if you shop the sales carefully.

That’s $5.50 for 943g of cookies.

(You see how much cheaper it would be to make Oatmeal Cinnamon with no chocolate chips, by the way? Or lemon sugar?)

Rats. I guess there’s also some electricity cost for baking them. Although I could make rum balls without an oven….

Let’s lie and say the electricity is $0.50 until I can figure out some easy way to get a real number.

[Ok, I checked and at off-peak rates baking two trays at once, it’s about 13-53 cents, so I’ll stick with this number. The BC Hydro number of 13 cents is probably more accurate. You can optimize oven costs by using an oven already hot from roasting something, etc., too, but that should be in an article on reducing electricity costs.]

That makes it $6 for 943 g of chocolate chip cookies.

That’s about $1.15 for 180 g.

The little foil pouch ones are $2.50 plus HST for 180g.

That means it costs about $1.35 more to buy the ready-made ones.

Saving $1 doesn’t sound like that much until you consider just how many cookies the average children eat in a typical year. Especially when you remember one of those boxes of foil pouches gets you to Wednesday if you have two children. The batch of homemade gets you through three 5-day school weeks for two.

(For best results, bake only a few days of cookies at one time. Shape the rest of the cookie dough into cookies on a baking sheet, freeze them, freezer bag the little unbaked cookies, keep frozen till almost ready to use, thaw the desired number for 15 minutes, then bake as if freshly stirred. Fresher cookies for almost no extra work. Yum!)

Note: I could say the homemade ones taste better. But children don’t always agree: they agree they taste different, but they like both. Just as I actually like KD. I would NEVER call it macaroni and cheese, though, which is an entirely different thing including, among other things, real cheese. The two kinds of cookies are like salmon and tilapia. They both have their own textures, smells and flavours. (And adults usually prefer salmon.)

Does White Sugar Also Go On Sale Every Father’s Day?!

One thing I noticed reading through the flyers to get some item costs is that almost every store has 2 kg of white sugar on sale this week for $1.97. That’s a reasonable price, though not amazing. Does it always come on sale this week? I’ll have to remember to start checking every June. If so, perhaps there are some weird psychological decisions being made in Marketing Land about gifting sweetness to Fathers?

Or maybe it’s just because these first local strawberries tend to be a bit tart?

A Thank You To Readers of Financial Crooks from my Well-Treated Husband

By the way, my husband thanks you for inspiring this article because now he’s getting Oreos AND chocolate chip cookies for Father’s Day. (You didn’t think I’d measure out all of those ingredients and then just put them away did you?!)

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Rogers Communications Misses Me and Wants “the Opportunity to Earn Back My Business!”

Wow. A VP of Rogers Communications personally wants me to be a Rogers customer again. I know because he sent me a letter. Well, when I say “letter” I guess you might call it an ad on cardboard. And when I say “personally” I guess I should admit it’s addressed to “Resident” at my address not to my name. I’m not quite sure why it took him so long. After all, we cut our cable service in mid-2013, almost a year ago. It’s a very Canadian letter. It says, “We know you had your reasons for leaving Rogers.” Well, that’s certainly true. Having our cable costs increase 53% in fewer than 10 years was one of them. Another big one is that we weren’t getting any channels for that money that we watched that we couldn’t get for free using an Over the Air antenna. The letter continues by saying “If you’re at all open to reconsidering your decision, please let us know.” And it lists a toll-free number to call. Really. They think I want to phone them to chat about their various packages? Do they not remember that they told me I had to get a lawyer’s power of attorney before they would let me talk to them to cancel our cable service that was in my husband’s name? I did quickly check their website. They’re not advertising “pick your favourite 10 channels for $10.” Until they are, it’s highly unlikely I’ll be calling them. There are at least 2 other reasons, too:

1: What Rogers Spends Your $25-115 Internet Connection Fee On: Duct Tape and a Very Long Stick

Photo of Rogers Cable Up and Through Trees Look for the white duct tape tree then follow the cable up to the top left of the photo. In the neighbourhood where I walk to work, I’ve been watching white and black duct tape rings appearing on the trees. It’s not to repair ice storm damage or to trap Emerald Ash Borer larvae. It’s just Rogers “installing” and repairing its cable lines for high quality telephone, TV and internet access. Photo of Cable Up Tree Trunk That’s right. Their lauded service includes running a cable, probably coax by the look of it, from their in-ground box loosely across the grass, then up the nearest city-planted street tree. The cable is attached to the trunk with two bands of duct tape. Then it winds through the branches and arcs over to another tree, this one belonging to a homeowner. Then it arcs over again to the house it is servicing. Photo of Cable on Street Lamp I’m not at all sure the city knows that Rogers is using city street light poles for its cable. Yes, eventually Rogers will send someone out to properly run these cables underground. They will even slice through various homeowners’ asphalt (at the end of the driveway owned by the city) to do it. Based on last year, I expect them to get right on it in about 6 months. Photo of Cable on Grass Notice the artistic tripping hazard of the cable on top of the grass. Yes the ground has been thawed for two months, long before this loop was run. In the meantime, your high speed internet access and digital TV is at the mercy of lawnmowers, falling branches, passersby with some attitude and a hockey stick to reach high overhead, and your neighbour who might decide to take down the tree that is serving as a distribution pole. Photo of cable on grass and up tree Not my idea of “best in class” service. Rogers “fine print” says for their internet packages they charge: “a $14.95 one-time activation fee, and a one-time installation fee (Self $9.99; Basic $49.99; or Professional $99.99).” For their TV packages it says: “One-time installation fee of $49.99 may apply.” These prices were on their website on May 12, 2014. Photo of Cable Street Lamp At a Different Location

2: Rogers NETFLIX Speed Is Also Not a Plus

In a strange timing coincidence, there’s also an article on the CBCNews site today in which NETFLIX reports that the average download speed for Rogers customers was 1.67 Mbps. By comparison, Bell Fibe averaged 3.19 Megabits per second in April 2014. We don’t have a NETFLIX account although we’ve considered getting one eventually. If Fibe is really almost twice as fast as Rogers that would be an important factor in picking a data provider.

Sorry Mr. Perrotta but I Won’t Be Calling Soon

All things considered, I don’t expect to be giving Rogers the opportunity to earn back our business any time soon. Photo of Eastern Cottontail My relative’s pet rabbit loved chewing through the phone line inside the house: I hope this wild Cottontail doesn’t like Cable!

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